I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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