i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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