You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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