i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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