Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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