Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
People with herpes should wear stickers.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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