I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Houston, we have a blender
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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