so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I have demons in me.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
