My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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