There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Randomize
