I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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