sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
how drunk are you?
Several
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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