are you still at the devil's house?
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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