He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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