i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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