weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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