You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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