What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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