Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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