Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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