just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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