billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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