a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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