new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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