He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize