there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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