im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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