ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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