I hope mine doesn't look like that
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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