she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
my poor anus
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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