I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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