only if we run a train.
done.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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