Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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