But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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