My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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