Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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