with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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