think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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