She is in my trunk
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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