Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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