I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He felt like a one man threesome
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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