Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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