he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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