i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Need sex. Gaining weight.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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