hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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