She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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