U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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