and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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