You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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