You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
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isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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