do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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