Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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