is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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