what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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