Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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