11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We need to rekindle our bromance
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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