physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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