dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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