i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize
